Inner thoughts~

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I had a new hobby--observing human behavior. its pretty interesting when you guess exactly what the person was thinking, or knew what his or her intention was, and of course, through little stuffs, you know his or her personality.
我最近添了一个新的爱好：观察人类。其实，是一件很好玩的事。当你观察对了，你会很高兴。你会去猜测那个人在想什么，然后再从中去了解那个人。

there are varies 'types' of human on earth. too much, so i could just give examples. haha~
世界上有很多种人类。太多了，所以有一些例子。

example 1:
easiest to spot nowadays: materialistic human.
symptoms: brand-talking, mostly rich(or else they wouldn't be talking about branded stuff), so called 'banana' or 'ABC' or 'OCBC', love stuffs like Gucci, Burberry, CalvinKlein, and blahhh~
例子1：
现代随处可得的人类：物质化人类
症状：常常会谈品牌衣，大多是有钱人（不然也不会去花那笔钱），通常是我们说的‘香蕉人’，也就是不会说话语的华人。

example 2:
we call them, the 'popular'
symptoms: just because they're popular in the school, so many people liked them, pretend to be close to them. and for the popular, they act as if they know everything but who knows, and because they're popular, they show off(they have the 'potential' to, so they can). for none popular, they might not admit but they're actually jealous of the pops in school, they wished to be like them one day, just to try being popular.
例子2：
我们管他们‘出名的’
症状：是学校出名的一群，大家都喜欢他们、和他们装熟。至于这群出名的，他们不懂也装懂，不然会丢脸，他们会炫耀（因为有那个本钱去炫）。所谓学校不出名的，就会希望自己能像他们一样出名。

example 3:
banana's fav: lala
symptoms: likes to dress a lil over, spike their hair, draw eye liner or dark eye shadows, mostly known as 'chinese speaking chinese'. bananas call them 'lala', because they like to act cute, pose the PEACE sign when taking photographs. actually, and the reason why bananas call them 'lala' is, they speak chinese and very BROKEN english...
>an advice, both banana and lala are food, so why not stop insulting each other?
例子3：
香蕉人的最爱：啦啦
症状：其实是来自日本的服装。总会穿的很累赘，头发弄得很有层次，画黑眼线或浓妆，被香蕉人称为‘只会讲华语的华人’。为什么会被称为‘啦啦’，是因为他们拍照时会扮可爱。其实，主要原因是‘啦啦仔女’们说的英文很烂。

example 4:
racist human *basically all of us are...*
symptoms: tell racist jokes, amphasize a lot on "i'm a chinese!" or "i'm English, not chinese" or "i'm not like indians or malays la" and blah blah blah. you can find any one of them by just sitting down and watch people talking. you can hear: "that stupid malay arh", "you know indians" or, the best way to hear them, "eh, i tell you a racist joke, one day an indian..."

example 5:
wannabe-s
symptoms: either bad guys wanna be a good guy, or a good guy pretend to be bad, or lalas pretend to be banana, or corrupted human wanna be pure, boring human wanna be joker, unpop wanna be pop etc. too much. as long as you aren't the person you wanna be, and you wanna-be someone, that's just.. wannabe....

i think examples are enough? actually, human behavior are the best thing to observe, cause you never know when are you right or wrong. and its just fun to observe!!! =D i may be nuts la but... its just fun, i think. XD
太多了啦！其实大家闲来没事做时，坐下来观察人类，不止好玩，也可以更了解人性。这是一门永远不会完结的学问。人啊，是最难了解的生物，同时也是最容易了解的生物。矛盾？哈哈！
这就是人嘛！！！